Need a Little Ned?
Ned is anatomically correct, has a steel wire frame insert to make him poseable, and has removable suction cups on his hands so he can stick to smooth surfaces (please do not mention his suction cups around him, he is a little self conscious about 'em). He is very proud of his tan, obvious tan lines notwithstanding.
His stylin' boxers come in 4 different patterns and are 100% nylon. Of course, he is made using non-toxic ink and paint.
Ned Tanner is the best friend I have. Not only is he always smiling, but he's so totally flexible - even though he is shorter than me, we are comfortable going out together. He likes the same movies I like and never eats my popcorn. I can truly say Somebody Neds Me.
- Margaret Floggwater, Fish, Michigan
I ordered Ned for a friend, but when he arrived I kept him for myself. I keep him on my mirror because he reminds me that no matter how dumb and shapeless I might look, there is somebody around who's dumber and less shapelier than myself.
- Ted Spiggott, Wiltsburg Iowa
"I'm a traveling salesperson, I work for an air freshener company and I'm writing this from Sarasota, Fla. to say thanks for being with me, Ned. I used to be nervous driving alone but since Ned arrived in my life, I can go anywhere without fear (and I don't seem to be so lonely either). In fact, I meet a lot of nice people who want to know all about Ned so I tell them what the suntanned man in the shorts has done for me."
- Breezylizzy@freshair.com
Ned rocks!
Ned rolls!
Ned's back has holes!
He sticks to glass
He sticks to plastic
The change he's made in me is drastic
I used to be without a man
But now I have one with a tan
I don't care if he's tiny and wee
What matters is that he's with me.
I love you Ned!
- Amy Van Sneldquart, High Tide, Nova Scotia
Ned's stuck on my fridge and I'm stuck on Ned
- Wendy Flortman, Cheesegourd, Iowa
I ordered Ned, expecting to receive a small, useless plastic guy with removable shorts and suction cups on his wrists. He came. Thanks.
- Mitzi Dilkfervor, Porkville Sask.
I found Ned hard to stick onto my forehead, but I like him anyway.
- Derek Hoark, Shnoorbrott, Iceland
