Ned received his first big break in 1997 when he made his grand entrance into the internationally syndicated comic strip For Better or For Worse. He has since made many cameo appearances and has received over seven fan mail letters. He regrets the fact that his face is rarely seen, but appreciates the kind comments regarding his gluteus minimus and upper thighs.
Welcome to Ned's site! Take a look at his vitals in Ned's Notes, get a glimpse of his private life under Ned Shots, peruse his portfolio by visiting Ned's Fame. If you decide that you need a little Ned of your own, you can order him - and when he arrives, you can order him around!